i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
im not crying there’s just two years of waiting for this moment in my eye
3am &what am I doing? Fawning over Dwayne Johnson’s godliness.
A handy reference guide!
And I totally heard Gandalf in my head reciting the names
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
jesus is our man’
you’re still living with your parents? haha what a fuckin’ loser. by the way how was your first day of Kindergarten did you make any new friends
The Starving Games | Everlark scenes [2/?]
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
i wish everyone i hated would turn into fries so i could eat them
If you’re going to get into an argument with me & you call me “hun” I will slit your knee caps & ship you to Antarctica
All I want for Christmas is Orange is the New Black Season 2.
I wish that we could all get along like we did in middle school